He was born by cesarean.
Three months after birth,
"Mom, I need complan, not your milk. I want to be Taller, Stronger, and Healthy"
After six months
"I’ll choose my Name, It should be rocking...
Alberto Solano San
U can call me ‘ASS’, yo..!!"
After One year,
"Hey dad wazup..?
Man, did you bring my Mob?
No!! Hey this is not fair. Anyway I’m using yours."
He is in his teenage,
Mom: Dear Ass Wake up, it is 9, hm fast,
Bus’ll come now.
“Damn, hell, School...” first status of the day.
School
“Maths is boring. Waiting biology Miss to come” his next status.
In his youth,
“Classes are boring so m n hostel room, not going out.”
“It is hot out side I’ll play cricket in ma lap.”
After Engagement, before talking to her,
Updates relation ship status Engaged to …..Mm, Hey honey I forgot, what was your name?
She: You can call me honey itself, I like that.
Oh shit, I asked your facebook Id,
She: XXX
Thanks, Engaged to XXX.
After some comments, likes, pocks, they got married.
“She didn’t come yet” His status in first night.
One like and Comment, w8 Dear... my friend is online, he cant sleep, without getting my 'good night.'
After first night,
“I wish if I was her friend. “.
One day, he stunned by seeing her status.
I’m going to become a Mother!!!!!!!!!
I’ll not like this status, since I’m not responsible for the status.
But after some months, he updated his status
“Being a father is a great feeling”
Last update from him,
"In the last day of your life you’ll come to know, what you had is not Life"
